Archive for March, 2008

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TMI Tuesdays #12

March 18, 2008

i had a superfantastic long weekend hanging out with friends from college and beyond so this week’s tmi questions are very relevant…

Q 1. in the midst of a hangover have you ever promised to “never drink again?” how long until you broke that vow?
A 1. in the midst of a hangover i will typically say something like “i drank too much last night. maybe i should take tonight off.” but that “vow” generally lasts the number of hours between the time i make it and beer o’clock especially if it’s the weekend.

Q 2. what is the stupidest thing you have ever done while drinking (or not if it is really stupid) but thought it seemed like a good idea at the time?
A 2. i fell off a bike once…that wasn’t moving or anything. for some reason i thought it would be mother fucking brilliant to jump on my friend’s bike. said friend is about five inches taller than me. i got my legs on either side of the frame and immediately fell to the side smacking my chin on a high top table. oh, did i mention i was in front of a very busy bar at the time? did i also mention that i was covered with beer from a spillage incident earlier in the night? um, yeah. classy!!

Q 3. on a scale of 1-10, where do you rate green beer?
A 3. negative zero. green beer is lame. drink a Guinness if you want to act like a drunk irishman.

Q 4. have you ever kissed someone you shouldn’t have (drunk or sober)?
A 4. yes to both. that is all.

Q 5. what is the stupidest thing you have ever seen a drunk do (besides driving a car)?
A 5. probably drink more when they’re already fall down drunk. this is the one bad drinking behavior i try to avoid at all costs.

Bonus Q: how do you cure your hangover(s)?
Bonus A: lots of water, extra sleep (if possible), dense food and EmergenC.

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TMI Tuesdays #11

March 5, 2008

Q 1. under what conditions would you kiss a stranger?
A 1. the first condition would be that i wanted to kiss the stranger and the second condition would be that mr. d was there and didn’t mind.

Q 2. who was the last person you sent a text message to?
A 2. i think i sent mr. d a test just before getting home for lunch yesterday.

Q 3. when was the last time you deliberately surprised someone?
A 3. valentine’s day! i picked up a hot little piece of lingerie at the local smut shop and threw it on just before bed. the lights were off as i walked into the room so i straddled prey and threw the lights on – surprise!!

Q 4. how often do walk somewhere?
A 4. i walk the dog at least once a day and walk somewhere (a 1/4 mile from my house or job, maybe?) a few times a week.

Q 5. what were the longest and shortest durations of your romantic relationships?
A 5. what constitutes a “romantic relationship”? i guess the simple answer would be many years to a few hours.

Bonus Q. what is missing from your life?
Bonus A. better TMI questions for one!