you may be a social retard if…
May 26, 2008your neighbor’s new roommate comes over to your patio to say “hey” and you can’t fashion a response.
your neighbor’s new roommate asks what wine you’re drinking and although it is a very nice italian chardonay and pinot grigio blend, thankyouverymuch, you simply say “it’s white and it’s cold!”
upon seeing your neighbor’s new roommate cross the threshold between their patio and yours you immediately IM your boyfriend who is upstairs, “NEIGHBOR!!!”
yeah. it’s as funny to you as it is to me. shudder.
