i had a superfantastic long weekend hanging out with friends from college and beyond so this week’s tmi questions are very relevant…
Q 1. in the midst of a hangover have you ever promised to “never drink again?” how long until you broke that vow?
A 1. in the midst of a hangover i will typically say something like “i drank too much last night. maybe i should take tonight off.” but that “vow” generally lasts the number of hours between the time i make it and beer o’clock especially if it’s the weekend.
Q 2. what is the stupidest thing you have ever done while drinking (or not if it is really stupid) but thought it seemed like a good idea at the time?
A 2. i fell off a bike once…that wasn’t moving or anything. for some reason i thought it would be mother fucking brilliant to jump on my friend’s bike. said friend is about five inches taller than me. i got my legs on either side of the frame and immediately fell to the side smacking my chin on a high top table. oh, did i mention i was in front of a very busy bar at the time? did i also mention that i was covered with beer from a spillage incident earlier in the night? um, yeah. classy!!
Q 3. on a scale of 1-10, where do you rate green beer?
A 3. negative zero. green beer is lame. drink a Guinness if you want to act like a drunk irishman.
Q 4. have you ever kissed someone you shouldn’t have (drunk or sober)?
A 4. yes to both. that is all.
Q 5. what is the stupidest thing you have ever seen a drunk do (besides driving a car)?
A 5. probably drink more when they’re already fall down drunk. this is the one bad drinking behavior i try to avoid at all costs.
Bonus Q: how do you cure your hangover(s)?
Bonus A: lots of water, extra sleep (if possible), dense food and EmergenC.
