chri$tma$

in honor of my friend, my recent visit to his new home and our subsequent conversation about christmas, i offer my list. these are things i simply and unabashedly want but don’t need and know i’ll likely never get as gifts.

THE LIST:

glass

subscription to The Nation

“romantic” dinner at Zak’s

this bag

this book

these boots

and dear baby jesus sittin’ in your crib watchin’ baby einstein videos, make me into a hipster